Reese Witherspoon Can Go Fuck Herself Welcome ... to the jungle gym! But first, I need to say a big fuck you to Reese Witherspoon. Mainly because she annoys me. But also, in November, she gave a speech at an awards ceremony for innovators ... I guess playing ditzy blondes who get into Harvard Law by posing poolside in a bikini is innovative? ... and in talking about ways to empower women (not by posing in bikinis, weirdly), managed to disparage a whole subset of women by putting down moms who blog. Now I suppose I've already offended some people by my language--or by my hatred of Reese--but damn it, since my toddler has started talking, this is the only venue I get to let loose, as apparently it is frowned upon to say "Fuck this, fucking fuck fuck fucker!" at the top of your lungs in the presence of said toddler. Go figure. I'm not sure what Reese's problem is with moms who choose to blog about parenting. It is a tough, tough job, as Reese's nannies su...